Ok, Victoria’s Secret Show is not this Friday’s Faux Pas, but rather the clothes that models were forced to wear on the catwalk. All together now…WTF? Heidi Klum opened the show, showing off her sick, I repeat SICK body, after giving birth just 6 weeks ago. As in less than 50 days ago! She looked hot, no doubt about it, but the ripped potato sack with whatever mossy growth all over her – not so hot. Alessandra Ambrosio in the weird pink cape thing with what appears socks/balloons attached all over the place – not hot. Marisa Miller in a Moulin Rouge inspired outfit – not hot. How could they manage making those models look weird instead of drop dead sexy? Of course the guys will disagree, they never pay attention to the clothes anyways, and granted, that’s not what Victoria’s Secret Shows are about. But this year’s “clothes” were especially horrifying.
One more pic after the jump!