When People crowned Johnny Depp as the Sexiest Man Alive (2009), thousands of Twi-hards lost their shit wings…and also sent out their anger in shape of hate-mail to the likes of Lainey Gossip. Did you read her article? Did you read those emails? So much ignorance and hate! And Lainey says that those women are not in their teens…no, those are grown freaking women! For some of those, getting a life might be a tad too late, but seeking help of mental professionals would be just fitting.
On to Johnny. If anyone deserves this title unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably, it’s Johnny Depp. Who else can make a weird eye-lined pirate sexy as hell? Who else oozes sexiness even when he looks grungy and unkempt? Sexiest Man Alive? Johnny Depp! And though a part of me was hoping that Colin Firth would take the title this year, I am perfectly happy with their choice. Thank you, People Mag! Thank you for not giving it to Pattinson!
I would have preferred Colin Firth myself. What ‘People’ and people tend to ignore is the whole concept of sexiest MAN. Pattinson is 23 years old. Not exactly my idea of a man….yet. Let’s see how he is in about 10-15 years and if he holds up like Colin or Johnny.
Couldn’t have said it better! Colin is a Man. Sexy one at that
Ugh. I’m so against this decision. Depp always just looks too grungy for me. Though, I’m always glad that Pattinson didn’t get it. I’m really not sure who I would have preferred actually…
I third Colin Firth as sexiest man (or at least in the top 3). Even though he’s getting older, he still manages to maintain that sexy and handsome demeanor that he’s known for (plus he’s a dang good actor). And, OH MAN, when he smiles you just melt…